Still here. Still problematic. Still lookin’ fresh. The ALIVE & SMOKING Flat Bill isn’t just a hat—it’s a declaration. Of survival. Of poor choices. Of that time you lit a grill with hairspray and confidence.
This cap is for:
The guy banned from three group chats
The friend who says “I probably shouldn’t say this, but…”
And anyone who’s ghosted by HR but followed by exes
Structured fit. Flat brim. Unfiltered energy.
Part of the Cancel Couture collection: offensive by nature, embroidered by hand.
