ASK ME ABOUT MY BLACK TAR HEROIN (Unisex T-Shirt) | Cancel Couture
ASK ME ABOUT MY BLACK TAR HEROIN (Unisex T-Shirt) | Cancel Couture
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Because subtlety is overrated and interventions are just surprise parties with Kleenex.
The Ask Me About My Black Tar Heroin! tee is the ultimate conversation ender. Whether you’re trying to get out of jury duty, derail a first date, or make HR deeply uncomfortable—this shirt delivers.
• 100% cotton – absorbent enough for cold sweats and hot takes
• Guaranteed to confuse your barista, your mom, and your parole officer
• Perfect for music festivals, dive bars, or absolutely nowhere decent
Not FDA-approved. Not morally responsible. But very, very wearable.
Product features
- Structurally supportive side seams for lasting shape
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its form
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching for durability
- Crisp, vibrant sleeve printing techniques
- Soft, breathable fabric perfect for layering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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