ASK ME ABOUT MY PINK COCAINE (Unisex T-Shirt) | Cancel Couture
ASK ME ABOUT MY PINK COCAINE (Unisex T-Shirt) | Cancel Couture
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Looking to make strangers uncomfortable in under 3 seconds? Say less. The Ask Me About My Pink Cocaine shirt is loud, wrong, and legally concerning—but hey, it’s got vibes.
Whether it’s a wellness supplement, an alt-pop band, or just a cry for help—you’ll never clarify, and that’s the point.
• 100% cotton – soft enough to wear during interrogation
• Guaranteed to start conversations you’re not prepared to finish
• Perfect for music festivals, awkward family BBQs, or TSA screenings
Is it a drug? Is it a smoothie? Is it a cry for help? Yes.rdrobe.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) perfect for layering
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds style
- Tear-away label for minimal skin irritation
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically, certified by Fair Labor Association.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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