BLAME MERCURY (Unisex Tee) | Don't Care Flexwear
BLAME MERCURY (Unisex Tee) | Don't Care Flexwear
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Late to work? Snapped at a barista? Texted your ex and Venmo’d them $6? Don’t worry—it’s not you. It’s Mercury.
The Blame Mercury tee is perfect for anyone who refuses to take responsibility and prefers to point fingers at distant planets with zero legal recourse. Astrology? Therapy? Denial? All of the above.
• 100% cotton – soft enough for emotional spirals
• Looks great paired with crystals, chaos, or cold brew
• Ideal for Geminis, drama queens, and serial ghosters
Because sometimes the stars align... to ruin your entire week.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for durability and shape retention.
- Ribbed knit collar enhances elasticity and maintains its look.
- Shoulder tape provides structural support, preventing stretching.
- Uses advanced printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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