Because hydration is temporary, but chaos is forever.
The Drunk Text Your Ex flask is perfect for weddings, tailgates, and every other moment you shouldn't be trusted with a phone. Subtle? No. Regret-proof? Also no. But it does hold 6 oz. of courage and a lifetime of questionable judgment.
• Stainless steel – polished, unlike your life choices • Fits in most pockets, purses, or poorly thought-out plans • Makes a perfect gift for recently single friends or the emotionally unstable
Slogan on the flask. Warning in your group chat. Legend in your text thread.
Product features - Made from durable, high-quality stainless steel for long-lasting use. - Leak-proof lid with a secure fit to prevent spills during travel. - Double-wall insulation keeps beverages hot or cold for hours. - Powder-coated finish adds a stylish touch and increases durability. - Compact 6oz size is perfect for pockets, bags, or purses.
