E.D.I.N.A. (Every Day Includes Negroni Aperitif Unisex Tee) | Uff Da Originals

Some towns have iced coffee.
Edina has aperitifs. Daily.

This tee raises a glass (and an eyebrow) to the refined, rosé-tinted reality of suburban sophistication, where every 4PM is "Negroni o’clock" and no one really knows how much that patio renovation cost.

Soft as imported linen, strong as a stirred cocktail, this shirt pairs well with passive-aggressive compliments and curated charcuterie boards.

Perfect for:

• Midweek martinis “just because”

• Naming your Wi-Fi after European cities

• Explaining “it’s not a spritz, it’s an aperitif”

• Pretending your backyard fire pit is in Tuscany

Sip slowly. Judge quietly. Wear loudly.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability
- Ribbed knit collar ensures shape retention
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back
- Premium printing techniques for vibrant, detailed designs
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean