E.D.I.N.A. (Ex-Wives Date Investment Nerdy A**holes Unisex Tee) | Uff Da Originals

Ah, EDINA—where the lawns are manicured, the Teslas are leased, and the romantic rebounds come with portfolio diversification strategies.

This tee pays homage to a very specific kind of post-divorce glow-up:
She found herself. He found... her financial advisor.

Made from ultra-soft cotton and stitched with quiet resentment, this shirt is perfect for:

• Sipping wine while “co-parenting” through clenched teeth

• Running into Chad at Byerly’s with his new client slash girlfriend

• Casually name-dropping your therapist over tapas

• Wearing to brunch where everyone already knows the story

It’s not just a shirt.
It’s a battle flag in the war of lifestyle branding and second marriages.

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for softness.
- Breathable and lightweight fabric perfect for layering.
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for added comfort.
- Manufactured sustainably under humane conditions.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean