E.D.I.N.A. (Subtle Shade for Suburban Legends Unisex Tee) | Uff da Originals
E.D.I.N.A. (Subtle Shade for Suburban Legends Unisex Tee) | Uff da Originals
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EDINA. Entitled Dads In New Audis. Or just a lovely suburb. Who’s to say?
This shirt is for those who know. The ones who’ve watched a man in a Patagonia vest cut them off in a Whole Foods parking lot, then politely wave like he didn’t just commit emotional grand larceny.
Minimalist by design, maximalist in message.
No dots. No explanation. Just a silent wink to anyone who's been honked at by a $93K SUV with two booster seats and extreme opinions on lacrosse.
Made from absurdly soft cotton—perfect for:
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Neighborhood walks with AirPods and low-level judgment
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Casual brunches where someone always "knows the owner"
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Tapping your steering wheel while waiting for someone to notice your Audi is new
It’s preppy, petty, and passive-aggressively perfect. Just like Edina.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
- Retail fit suitable for both casual and semi-formal occasions
- Breathable lightweight fabric perfect for layering
- Eco-friendly production, certified sustainable and humane
- Tear-away label to prevent skin irritation, ensuring maximum comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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