E.D.I.N.A. TOTE (Every Divorce Involves No Alimony) | Uff Da Originals

This isn’t just a tote—it’s a settlement in fabric form.
EDINA: where the breakups are clean, the lawyers are pricey, and somehow no one’s paying alimony but everyone’s getting a Range Rover.

Made from sturdy, judgment-resistant canvas, this bag is perfect for:

• Farmers markets, mediation, and thinly veiled revenge

• Carrying emotional baggage (and actual baggage)

• Stashing Chardonnay, skincare, and non-disclosure agreements

• Loudly not saying a word at school pickup

Toss it over your shoulder and stride confidently into your next chapter—with or without your equity stake.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a streamlined design
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for easy carrying
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) provides extra strength
- Available in natural and black colors for versatility

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry