This isn’t just a tote—it’s a settlement in fabric form. EDINA: where the breakups are clean, the lawyers are pricey, and somehow no one’s paying alimony but everyone’s getting a Range Rover.
Made from sturdy, judgment-resistant canvas, this bag is perfect for:
Farmers markets, mediation, and thinly veiled revenge
Carrying emotional baggage (and actual baggage)
Stashing Chardonnay, skincare, and non-disclosure agreements
Loudly not saying a word at school pickup
Toss it over your shoulder and stride confidently into your next chapter—with or without your equity stake.
Product features - 100% Cotton canvas for durability - Flat corners for a streamlined design - Reinforced self-fabric handles for easy carrying - Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) provides extra strength - Available in natural and black colors for versatility
Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry
