High Taxes. Flat Land. Unmatched Passive-Aggressiveness. Welcome to Minnesota.
This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a tourism brochure no one asked for. Perfect for those who love silent judgment, slow-rolling resentment, and paying California-level taxes for a view of absolutely nothing.
Made from absurdly soft cotton—because even when your smile is forced and your driveway’s frozen, you deserve to be comfortable.
Wear it proudly while:
Pretending not to be mad at the neighbor who snow-blowed your side of the sidewalk
Saying “Oh, interesting choice” with a smile that hurts
Waiting 47 minutes to merge, then flipping someone off with deep spiritual shame
Product features - Durable side seams for long-lasting shape - Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains its form - Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort - High-quality printing techniques for vibrant designs - Made from 100% Airlume cotton for breathability and comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
