HOTDOGSINTHEJACUZZI | OnlyDads Edition Tee

Is it gross? Is it genius? Is it the kind of thing that gets you kicked out of a neighborhood Facebook group? Yes. Yes. And yes.

HOTDOGSINTHEJACUZZI isn’t just a username—it’s a lifestyle choice. For the dad who multitasks his meats, believes chlorine is a seasoning, and thinks “boil and soak” is an elite cooking method.

Perfect for pool parties, HOA violations, and uncomfortable conversations with the lifeguard.

Part of the OnlyDads: Health Code Optional Edition.

Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; heather options blend cotton and viscose for softness.
- Side seams provide shape retention, enhancing the durability of the garment.
- Neck and shoulder tape stabilizes seams, ensuring a polished look.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Made from combed, ring-spun cotton, ensuring a soft and high-quality feel.