LAKE MINNETONKA MIRACLE (Unisex T-Shirt) | Uff Da Originals
LAKE MINNETONKA MIRACLE (Unisex T-Shirt) | Uff Da Originals
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Some people see the Virgin Mary in a tortilla. We saw Lake Minnetonka in a ketchup stain—and now we worship at the altar of snack-related miracles.
Introducing the Minnetonka Miracle tee: a sacred rendering of our beloved lake, accidentally formed by a Heinz spill on a white polo at a backyard BBQ. Complete with a floating ketchup bottle radiating holy condiment energy.
Wear it and feel blessed, tangy, and weirdly specific about geography.
• 100% cotton – sanctified by summer sun and suburban messes
• No two stains are alike (but this one’s the most divine)
• Perfect for holy grill-outs, ironic baptisms, and lake people with a sense of humor
Believe. Bask. Barbecue. The miracle is real.
Product features
- Durable side seams maintain garment shape and provide structural support.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- Stabilizing shoulder tape prevents stretching and enhances fit.
- High-quality DTF and DTG printing techniques ensure vibrant, detailed designs.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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