MANNESOTA (Emotionally Unavailable Unisex Tee) | Uff Da Originals

MANNESOTA: Emotionally Unavailable Since Always.

This shirt speaks for the man who won’t.
Need to talk? He’ll nod once and offer you a bratwurst.
Need a hug? He’ll back out of the driveway instead.

Made from soft, breathable cotton—because emotional walls don’t have to be uncomfortable—this tee is perfect for:

• Avoiding eye contact at family functions

• Building something in the garage just to process a vague feeling

• Saying “I’m proud of you” through lawn care

It’s not just a shirt. It’s a silent cry for help. (But like, in a chill way.)

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape reinforces seams to prevent stretching and prolong wear.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for all-day comfort.
- Crafted in a sustainable way, ensuring a humane and ethical production process.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean