Welcome to MEHnesota. Population: You. And 47 billion mosquitoes.
This shirt pays tribute to the true state bird: the relentless, winged vampire we lovingly call the mosquito. Forget loons. The only thing echoing across the lakes is the slap of someone losing a pint of blood mid-s’more.
Made from ridiculously soft cotton (mosquitoes will love landing on it), this shirt is perfect for:
Swatting
Scratching
Swearing under your breath on a “peaceful” nature walk
It’s breathable, lightweight, and infused with the passive aggression of a long Midwestern winter. Great for anyone who loves nature... but not too much.
Product features - Side seams for enhanced durability and shape retention. - Elastic ribbed knit collar for lasting structure. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching. - High-quality printing techniques ensure vibrant designs. - Lightweight, breathable cotton perfect for active wear.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
