Minnesotan. Hibernating. This Bag Will Carry the Conversation So You Don’t Have To.
This tote says what every Midwesterner is thinking from November to... November: “I showed up. Please don’t talk to me.”
Perfect for:
Hauling bread, milk, and existential dread
Quietly deflecting conversation at the co-op
Looking busy enough to avoid small talk at the post office
Sturdy, silent, and socially distant by design, this tote will hold your stuff and your boundaries.
Cold hands. Full bag. Can’t lose.
Product features - 100% Cotton canvas for durability - Flat corners for a sleek design - Reinforced carrying handles for comfort - Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) for stability - Available in natural and black colors
Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry
