MINNESOTAN HIBERNATING (Unisex T-Shirt) | Uff Da Originals

Minnesotan Hibernating. 

This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement. It’s a warning label.
From the folks who brought you "I’m not mad, I’m just cold" and "We should get going," comes the ultimate seasonal mood tee.

Perfect for:

• Quietly disassociating in a Target checkout line

• Avoiding social events with passive-aggressive precision

• Remaining motionless for 7 months except to shovel and sigh

Made from ultra-soft cotton so you can hibernate in comfort while giving off just enough “not now” energy to be left completely alone.

Wear it like a badge. Or like a blanket. Either way, don’t knock.

 
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching
- Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Classic fit ideal for both casual and semi-formal occasions

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat