If you live in Minnesota, you know there are only two seasons: Winter and Construction. This T-shirt is for anyone who’s ever swerved around an orange cone, cursed a zipper merge, or broken a sweat in a traffic jam… in September.
Made from absurdly soft cotton, it’s perfect for dodging potholes, judging out-of-towners, or standing motionless on I-35.
Love traffic? Love irony? Love shirts that feel like a hug from a flannel-clad cloud? Congratulations. You just found your summer uniform.
Product features - Side seams for structural support - Elastic ribbed knit collar - Stabilizing shoulder tape - Crisp printing techniques for vibrant designs - Tear-away label for minimal skin irritation
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
