MOUNDTUCKY (Pontoon Pirates Unisex Tee) | Uff Da Originals

Introducing the official uniform of the most feared* (and moderately sunburned) crew on Lake Minnetonka: The Moundtucky Pontoon Pirates.

Whether you’re blasting Skynyrd, shotgunning Hamm’s, or just floating aimlessly with a cooler full of bad decisions, this shirt lets the lake know you don’t sail by the rules—you drift by vibes.

• 100% cotton – breathable for maximum beer belly ventilation
• Great for boarding parties, bachelorette invasions, and wrestling jet skis
• Coordinates perfectly with flip-flops, tank tops, and total delusion

No treasure. Just tunes, tanning oil, and questionable tattoos.

(*Feared only by homeowners with noise complaints.)

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Long-lasting double-needle stitching on all seams
- Seamless tubular knit design minimizes fabric waste
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and color
- Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean