Meet Dadderal666, the OnlyFans account that posts 14 projects, starts zero, and cleans the garage at 2 a.m. because his brain told him it was time. Half dad, half demon of productivity, full subscriber meltdown.
Wearing this shirt says: “I can’t sit still, but I can alphabetize every spice in the house while spiral-thinking about my 6th grade baseball stats.”
• 100% cotton (does not include actual prescription meds) • Fits true to size—unlike his attention span • Great for PTA meetings, failed side hustles, or intense hobby phases
