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This tee is soft, slightly stretchy (like dad bods), and built for long stares into the middle distance.
• 100% cotton (gray sweat of mild exertion not included) • Perfect for BBQs, therapy, or just sitting very still • Great gift for dads, ex-dads, or guys who call Joe Rogan "a thinker"
Get one before he logs off to check his fantasy team.
